AP Chuck (Advanced Placement Chuck Norris)

I think the whole Chuck Norris thing needs to be "upped" a bit. I mean right now we are dealing with the boring day-to-day. Why not make it a bit more hardcore and exciting from a less obvious standpoint?

Here are my suggestions for AP Chuck

(I assume some of these are already out there).

Chuck Norris can grossly violate the assumption of normality and still get an accurate t-test.

Chuck Norris can cause a reaction to be spontaneous whose Gibbs Free Energy is positive.

(Alternately: Gibb's Free Energy is a function of enthalpy and entropy and can be positive or negative. Chuck's Free Energy is always negative.)

Chuck Norris is capable of forcing Cr and Cu to give back those 4s electrons and man up like all the other neighboring transition metals.

When symmetry is broken in physics, Murray Gell-Mann dares not blame Chuck. Even though he knows who broke it.

Chuck Norris does all his math in base-2, but instead of 1 and 0 he prefers "right" and "left".